Sketchy Quotations

Fudge Shoppe

"Made Here Fresh Daily"

What does that even mean?? 

Is it made there fresh daily or not?? 

Are they trying to imply that it's not actually fresh? 

Or not actually daily?

Or not actually made there???  

What are those quotation marks trying to tell us?

"Handmade" Stick Candy

Is it Handmade or not?? 

Are they laughing maliciously behind 

the counter because it's not handmade 

but they're making us think that it is? 

"sweet" thoughts and "sweet" memories

A Valentine's Day card. Seems nice. 

But what does "sweet" mean?? 

Does it mean awful? Depressing? Bad? 

I think thoughts and memories can be sweet but not "sweet"!! 

"Vintage" Binoculars

At an antique store, but...
Are they vintage or not?
Because "vintage" makes me think they're brand new!

"Florida's Honey" Beer

I don't even know what this is 

without the quotation marks. 

But WITH the quotation marks.

Is it made from Florida's Honey or not??

And if it is.....is that normal? 

Sounds weird to me!

This whole thing is sketchy!!

Sally's '60'
Yeah. Don't believe that for a second.
She's at least 65. Probably 70.
Nice try.


If you "want" to make things "ten" times
sketchier than "they" actually are....
Just use "quotation" marks!!
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